SMS SMS and more SMS

SMS I saw recently in my phone which I have not deleted them.

29-6-2009

Hong Hong : At first I dunno how to answer…. Then… suddenly my otak can work liow.

Me : Wah… holiao wor…

Hong Hong : Sometimes boy boy(her bro’s son) nei nei couldn’t finish… I help him finished up de lei… ENFALAC DHA really works… hahahaha

I don't know what kinda milk Hong Hong drinks la.. but agak agak is this one with DHA la... Hehehe~

Conclusion… those of u out there… having babies with you… remember, Enfalac DHA is good as it keeps ur baby’s brain work. Even people like Hong Hong also can use BRAIN! Hahahaha~ Hong.. dun shoot me ya~

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11-9-2009

Hong Hong : Darling… I love you…

Me : Eh… you send wrong sms isit??

Hong Hong : Is to u de ma… cannot love u de mei?

Me: ??#^%$&^^#%$#%$%^@#??

I did not reply her. But I deep down in my heart, I was appreciating it. It somehow lighten my day. I wanted to say I love to have her in my life too… but those words… just couldn’t come out right.

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19-9-2009

Me : Hong … ur business how? You must kut lat work lor… then save many many money, four years later we can go Europe liow.

Hong Hong : Wah… very song wo… I wan go Europe also…Four years I can go Europe mei? I hope so la… I very heng fun d… four years hor… 4 years… yeah… I can go Europe in 2013 lo!

Hong Hong : Shi lor shi lor… I must kut lat kut lat…otherwise I mo money go Europe… kut lat kut lat… Hope my shop good feng shui… all people pass by de place must come in to my shop…. Hahaha~

Yeah…. Her new nail art shop which is located in CLIPS salon at BBK.

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01-10-2009

Me : How’s life Mrs. Swee…..

Lilean : Life ok lor… got to say dat living with in-law not an easy thing…

Why on earth everyone has this problem one ar?? Can’t there be a good equation and agreement between these two bodies???

為什麼從古到今婆媳總是不和？

原因有三：
一。婆婆花5年时间教会儿子如何穿裤子，可媳妇却用不了5秒钟就能叫儿子把裤子脱了！
二。婆婆用乳房哺育了儿子的生命，可媳妇用没奶的乳房欺骗了儿子一生！
三。儿子累了一天，妈妈会看着儿子入睡，可媳妇晚上还罚儿子做俯卧撑.

Hahaha… funny one!

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13-10-2009

Me : I wan cry liow. Suddenly my colleague say he lausai, now my boss say change the ticket to my name to China! Help me!

WFen : What is your boss HP number? Later I send SMS and scold him. (she was angry with him because of the sudden trip to Guanghou last week. I was suppose to fetch her to Sunway on the weekend but it was cancelled due to my trip)

Me : He employ me to be his secretary, meaning he doesn’t need to hear any phone calls, see any sms. I see and read them for him. You send to him, end up also limbeh read one la!!!

WFen : I really damn hate your idiotic boss. (she was totally so pissed off with him!!)

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